(Source: mind-set-at-ease, via vchase)
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
- Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
- Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
- Man 1: but I'm not!
- Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
- Man 1: honestly?
- Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
- Man 1: probably Iron Man.
- Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
- Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
- Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
- Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
- Man 2: oh yeah..
- Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
- Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
- *awkward silence*
- Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
“As you can see here Hurricane Elementary is advancing on the Sherlock fandom, meaning a fandom war will most likely be approaching.”
“Your opinions on this John?”
“It’s gonna be shit.”
“Agreed.”
(Source: burningcloudsinc)
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)
When people interrupt me while I’m reading
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
(Source: infamoushogwartsjaguar)
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